So, I'm a Liar, and You're a Slut.

Well, my kittens, I must say that catching someone in a lie is rather funny.

However, when catching someone in a scandelous lie about their sex life...

That is hilarious.

Facebook is a wonderful way to keep in contact with your friends, it's an even better way to pry into their lives and dig out their dirty secrets. It's great decoding messages between your BFF and her man-friend.

*sighs and smirks*
I win.

So whilst chatting with said BFF, let's call her Minnie, I asked how her toy was, lets call him... Bub. Yes, Bub.

Minnie: He's good, I think.

Kat: You think?

Minnie: Well, yeah.

Kat: So, the sex isn't great?

Minnie: What?!

Kat: *smirking behind the computer screen* The "dull, boring, unenthusiastic, unpleasureful sex"

Minnie: We haven't had sex yet, Kat.

Kat: Did you tell that to your other three boyfriends too?

Minnie: You know I'm only with Bub.

Kat: *grinning* So... Caleb, Raul, and Eric... not playthings? I'll go ask.

Minnie: You're a liar, you better not spread that around.

Kat: I may be a liar, but you're a slut.

And still, we're BFFs. It's great, and I love teasing her about her... well... less than monogomous ways.

Just thought I'd share that lovely convo with you all, my kittens, since I haven't written in a while.